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Diablo Cody, Ex-Stripper, Too Good to Wear $1 Million Shoes at Oscars
By Jebbica | February 25, 2008
I haven’t seen Juno. I hope, for Diablo Cody’s sake, that it’s as good as everyone says it is.
I’ve been reading Cody’s articles in Entertainment Weekly, and I am not impressed. By the end of the first article, I already knew what she was going to say before she said it. I found her to be over-cutesy, and predictable. Her article reminded me of something I would have written in high school, or something I would have written if I were short on time. But the difference here is, I don’t write for Entertainment Weekly. You’d think you’d try a little harder. When I saw the little cartoon of her EW made to go along with her article, I thought, she’ll probably spend next week writing some smartass article about her caricature.
I wasn’t wrong.
So, with that said, I am finding more and more Diablo Cody to be a pretentious twit. To know that Stuart Weitzman chose her to wear his $1 million shoes at this year’s Oscars was such an honor for her. Sure, were they the most beautiful shoes in the world? Not especially! But, I think if someone had asked me to wear a pair of $1 million shoes, I would have probably worn a dress with a big neon sign saying, “LOOK AT MY FEET!” And at the end of the night, if they wanted the shoes back, I might have said that I lost them, or that a group of ninjas attacked my limo and said they were going to cut off my feet if I didn’t hand over the shoes to them.
But, does Cody have this mindset? Nooo! Because she suddenly became an Oscar-nominated writer (and eventually went on to win for Best Original Screenplay), she had this to say:
“I’m actually really pissed about this, now that I think about it. They’re using me to publicize their stupid shoes and nobody asked me. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. I’m sorry if I sound like a party-pooper, but Jeebus.”
So, instead of wearing a pair of $1 million shoes to the Oscars, something that only a few people get the opportunity to do, she channels Betty Rubble and goes in some animal-printed stripper dress and a pair of $3 ballet slippers. I guess all I have to say is, enjoy this moment to be too big for your britches while you can, Diablo, because it isn’t going to last forever.
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February 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
once a stripper always a stripper but she is worse
she has no class and the movie Juno sucks… there i said it… i can’t understand the buzz around this movie…
its boring… its stupid and its something that if i was ten years younger, like 13 years old maybe i would like it… maybe
February 25th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
wow…what she wore was horrible…and she won…I would for sure wear the damn million dollar shoes and tattoo it on my forehead for them if they wanted me too….girl thinks she’s way better than she is…
February 25th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I haven’t seen her film but I like her. What’s wrong with having been a stripper? At least its an income, you know? And what’s so great about this million dollar pair of shoes? What could possibly make them worth a million? I wouldn’t have worn them. Diablo, you go grrrl!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Nothing wrong with being a stripper…I guess! The shoes have diamonds in them, that’s why they’re worth a million smackers. Anyway, we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one Lisa…I still love ya! Maybe I can talk that guy into giving those shoes to me.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Honey they’re all yours! I think he de-valued the stones by putting them on those shoes lol