“Hey sugartits, how bout using that debit card your daddy gave you and buying me a beer?”
“Oh mah Gawd! Didn’t you do that Passion of the Jesus movie?!”
“Sure, sure, I was also Mad Max.”
“Um…okay…I had a dawgie named Max!”
“I once called a Jew a dog!”
“Are Jews like Kabbalah? I had a Kabbalah tattoo [...]