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Flavor Flav Proposes on Reunion Show, but not to Thing 2!

Posted by Jebbica in Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Flavor Flav may have chosen Thing 2 to be his one and only at the season finale of Flavor of Love 3, but she turned out not be the girl for him after all!

So you mean, I just watched three seasons of this show, and his one true love wasn’t even one of the 65 contestants? What was the point? Money? Smutty entertainment?

After reuniting with Thing 2 on the Flavor Of Love 3 Reunion show, Flavor Flav said, “Out of all my shows that I’ve done, this moment right here is the hardest for me. This is my third season of Flavor Of Love and everything, you know what I mean, and I went through sixty-five women.” Flavor Flav went on to explain that since the finale he had been spending a lot of time with his youngest son and his youngest son’s mother. Flavor Flav said, “The best gift that a man can ever give a child is to love his mother, and you know, I do love his mom.” Thing 2 took the news very well and expressed she was happy just to be reunited and have a friendship with Flavor Flav.

At the end of the Flavor Of Love 3 Reunion, Flavor Flav’s youngest son Karma and his mother Liz joined Flavor Flav on stage. Flavor Flav got down on one knee in front of Liz and said, “By me doing these shows, everything that I’ve been looking for in a woman, it’s been right here within you all the time. Let me ask you this, will you marry me?” Liz said, “Finally, finally, yes, I will.” Even though there might not be a Flavor Of Love 4, when asked if there would be a wedding special, Flavor Flav said, “Everybody’s going to be filming this one, right here.”

Lame! Well, all the contestants got their fifteen minutes of fame, and Flavor Flav can probably put his seven (or is it eight?) kids through college on his reality money. The only person who loses is the audience!

Check out the video after the jump. Source