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Jail News: The Hogan Family Stays Classy
By Gravy Guest | May 24, 2008
The Hogans do it again! Let’s recap: Ma & Pa Hogan are getting divorced, Pa is seen frolicking with a late model blonde in a pool, Pa is photographed applying lotion to his daughters derriere (um, eew), and Sonny Boy is in jail for a recent reckless driving conviction that left a friend forever in need of medical care. This isn’t multiple choice; all of the previous statements are true. Holidays at the Hogan home must be a blast! Raise your glasses and CHEERS!
But, in what might trump all, a recorded jail house conversation between The Hulkster and Junior revealed much about the true thoughts and motives of the family. According to Junior, the victim John Graziano, was a ‘negative person’ and Pops questioned what kind of things Graziano was ‘into.’ Following this logic, this horrible car accident was a karmic act of God. It was meant to happen. Retribution? He must have deserved it. In that case, let’s get a big van and fill it with child molesters and rapists and put Nick behind the wheel. Crank up some Whitesnake on the FM radio and go full throttle into a wall. They deserved it, right? After all, that’s what happens when you are a negative person.
Part two of the recorded conversation also details how Junior and The Hulkster are working on a REAL-ALITY (his pronunciation not mine) show following Juniors release. Great, just what we need–a show about a convicted loser just trying to get his sh*t together. Please. I’d rather alphabetize my spice rack.
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July 13th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Wow complain and complain about the story of the Hogans and nit-pick every aspect of their lives and continously bitch about how wrong and unintelligent they are, this may be but who becomes the lesser intelligent when they are the one so consumed by the life of the Hogans.