It’s the most prestigious, most entertaining award show of all the award shows–The Razzies!  And it’s about the only one I can stand, since it isn’t about kissing butt and is pretty accurate in who wins what.

This year, Larry the Cable Guy, Mike Myers, Uwe Boll, and Paris Hilton are the potential top nominees of this truly honorable  award.

Check out the nominees below. It really doesn’t matter who wins, because they are all losers!

Worst Movie
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
(Two Movies – One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
THE HAPPENING
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
THE LOVE GURU

Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy – MEET DAVE
Mike Myers – THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino – 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg – THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba – THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN – (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Wonky’s Ugly Ass – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson – FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll (as Himself) – UWE BOLL’S POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley – THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds – DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer – THE LOVE GURU and UWE BOLL’S POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian – DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski – 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore – HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy – MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
THE DAY THE EARTH BLOWED UP REAL GOOD
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
SPEED RACER
STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

Worst Director
Uwe Boll – 1968: TUNNEL RATS, IN THE NAME OF THE KING and POSTAL
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel – THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan – THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
THE HAPPENING
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
IN THE NAME OF THE KING
THE LOVE GURU

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)

Uwe Boll

(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

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1. 2009 Academy Award Nominations