Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (cringe) went on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show to promote the latest season of The Hills. During the interview, Heidi revealed that she was a still a virgin. She insisted that she was very religious and her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”

“We don’t sin over here,” added Spencer. That’s a very lofty statement! Does he think he’s Jesus? Anyway, he also said that they place pillows in between them when they sleep so they’re not tempted to have sex.

Mmm hmm. These two are the worst humans. Ever. I’m thoroughly convinced that if they made a baby together, it would cause the end of the world. They are the devil. I don’t watch this crap, but Heidi’s virginal status is easily disproved. Check out this episode of The Hills where Heidi has a pregnancy scare. I know the show’s fake and all, but if Heidi were really a virgin, she wouldn’t play along with this because she’d be too worried about her reputation. Or, did something naughty happen between her and her pillow at night?

These two entertained soldiers in Iraq recently. My first thought was, “haven’t the soldiers suffered enough?” My second was, “maybe someone is hoping they will get blown up if they get sent over there.” Well, the latter never happened, so we’re still dealing with these two. And the more they’re around, the worse they are. Someone, please stop them before it’s too late!!

But yeah, anyway, how does she think pregnancy happens? Either she’s a huge liar (duh) or even dumber than she looks.

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