Jessica Biel: What’s Up with that Mullet?

June 27th, 2008 @ Jebbica

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I never write anything about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel because, frankly they bore the shit out of me, but I keep seeing photos of them together, and I just have to ask, since when did the freaking mullet come back? Is Billy Ray Cyrus her stylist now? Please, please please do not make this a trend people! Unless Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decide to get them. That would just be awesome. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe this should be a fad. Here’s a list of people who would look awesomely bad with mullets:

Paris Hilton

Amy Winehouse (Beehive mullet!)

The Olsens

Miley Cyrus (just like Daddy!)

Victoria Beckham

Tom Cruise

Barack Obama (Presidential Mullet!)

Frank from Distortrait really needs to make this happen!

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