Chapter 27 is a movie starring Jared “Guyliner” Leto and Lindsay Lohan, about a girl who befriends John Lennon’s killer, Mark David Chapman (sadly, my Covenant College alum), in his last days before the obsessed fan did the unthinkable and shot everyone’s favorite Beatle. Chapman, serving in Attica State Prison since 1981, has a new obsession: Lindsay Lohan! He allegedly has photos of Lohan all over his cell and has been asking for permission to write Lohan and to ask her to visit him.

A source at the prison tells Ireland’s Sunday World newspaper, “He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him. “He’s been turned down flat, but he won’t give up.”

Once a crazy, always a crazy! Lindsay better watch her back…you see what happened to the first guy Mark David Chapman was obsessed with!

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