Madonna is divorcing hubby Guy Ritchie and is using Paul McCartney‘s divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, according to Holy Moly!.

Mostyn will no doubt strike fear into the heart of Guy – he is the man who sorted out Heather Mills, trounced Earl Spencer and almost destroyed Ray Parlour in his previous high profile divorce cases.

Suggestions made seem to indicate that, surprisingly, Madonna and Guy do NOT have a pre-nup in place, leaving Guy in line to walk away with up to half of Madge’s fortune (according to Forbes she earned $72m last year alone).

We have been dealing with Madonna divorce rumors for awhile now, could this finally coming to fruition? Surely the judge will sympathize with Guy; how could anyone stand to be with someone with massive, veiny arms? She could kick his ass from here to next Tuesday!

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