In case you were getting withdrawals for tattoos, hair extentions, and rub-on tans, Bret Michaels has a whole new harem for us to gawk at!  Yep, there’s a new Rock of Love, but this one has a twist.  The girls are going to vye for Bret’s love on…dum da da dum…a tour bus!  Now, how will all these chicks fit on one bus, you ask? Well, to keep things classy, Bret is going to have two buses–one for blondes, and one for brunettes. 

These girls are about as sexy to me as these hotties (the exception is the chicks at the link at least are smart enough to get paid for their efforts), but there’s someone for everyone, right?  Maybe Bret will find his true “rock of love” this time around! If not, we’ll still have Charm School and a hundred other spin-offs to keep us entertained (and saddened).

Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is set to premiere Jan. 4

Check out the full gallery below.

Photos:  VH1

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