“I fart a lot. But I always say, ‘Hey, I just farted.’ ”

–Perez Hilton in the July 2008 issue of Blender, when asked if he had any annoying personal habits.

Gross! Well, at least he lets people know by mouth, just in case they didn’t get the memo by way of nose or ear!

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