R&B singer R. Kelly has been exonerated of all 14 counts of child pornography. The Chicago jury spent less than a day deliberating the case before deciding that he was not guilty.
For some reason, I picture R. Kelly getting up in the courtroom and singing that song by Shaggy, “It Wasn’t Me”. “The even caught me on camera? It wasn’t me!” And apparently, that worked for him, because the jury thought that the the alleged sex tape with a 14-year-old girl was digitally altered. He don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little bump-n-grind!
The news of this verdict comes six years after R. Kelly was charged videotaping himself urinating on a 13-year-old girl. But, “it wasn’t me!” Okay R. Kelly, you win, but everyone knows you’re guilty! Eww. That’s all I have to say about this.
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Beej the Pink Sheep
2 years ago
How is that possible???????
It was on tape! The jury watched it!!!
Poor Michael Vick goes to PRISON for being connected with dog fighting and this dude TAPED himself with little girls and is scott free!!!?!?!?!
Wow. So confused. If I ever do anything wrong ever, I want his lawyer.
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Jebbica
2 years ago
I feel ya Beej, but “poor Michael Vick”? Really?
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Beej the Pink Sheep
2 years ago
LOL!
Fear not, Jebbica. I’m an avid animal lover.
I was only trying to show the absolute miscarriage of justice in the Kelly trial.
“Poor Michael Vick” was intended sarcastically.
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