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Britney Spears is destined to be daddy’s little girl…forever–Snark Food

David Cook does promo for American Idol season 8–Idol Mania

Brad Pitt claims he never cheated–Behind Blondie Park

Mariah Carey butchers her own song–Pink Sheep

Tom Cruise loves his new hairdo–Distortrait

Julian McMahon shirtless: hot or not?–Mom Pop Son

The Dark Knight sweeps the People’s Choice Awards–TEN Gossip

Results from Charles Barkley‘s DUI–Backseat Cuddler

Cindy Crawford won’t let her daughter watch Hannah Montana–Knocked Up Celebs

Pink is still talking about Carey Hart–Celeb Monkey

Nikki Cox is looking more pouty than Lisa Rinna, and that’s saying something!–Anything Hollywood

Annalynne McCord redefines “Skinny”–Pick Me Up!

Heather Mills chops off her hair–Crabbie’s Hollywood

Jessica Simpson only shampoos her hair twice a month!–Gabby Babble

Patricia Arquette in an odd PETA ad–The Dirty Disher

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