Uma Thurman and uber-rich Arpad “Arki” Busson are engaged, according to People. However, all I can think about is, “Uma? Arki. Arki? Uma.” (Crickets chriping) I know, I’m lame.

“I can confirm she is engaged,” says Stephen Huvane.

Considering Arki is a multimillionaire, Uma better have gotten some serious bling, right? The actress got an “8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones.”

“It’s the most beautiful piece I’ve ever seen,” says a close source of the diamond ring. “Arki did a wonderful job.”

Congrats, Uma and Arki! I’m really rooting for Uma…hopefully she’s learned her lesson about dirtbag hubbies and will make sure not to hire any attractive nannies this time around!

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