Why I’m Not Writing about the Ashlee Simpson Wedding

May 18th, 2008 @ Jebbica

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married this weekend, but I’m not writing anything further on this topic or her pregnancy, and this letter is why. Last week I published a rumor that said it was a rumor in the first sentence of the post, and I received this letter from Joe Simpson‘s lawyer and co. I saw on television that Papa Joe was broke and was going to sue anyone and everyone he could to afford Ashlee’s wedding, but this is a bit ridiculous. I mean, I live in a rent-controlled apartment, made less than $1000 last year, and I do this job so I can stay at home and take care of my disabled fiance who was in the hospital for most of last year and couldn’t eat for over eight months. If they think they are going to squeeze blood from MY turnip, they are sadly mistaken.

 

Also, no one cares enough about the wedding to really write anything. I give it three months after the baby is born, tops.

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