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Shoes for Idiots
By Jebbica | February 28, 2008
Maybe I’m just in a bad mood, but these shoes really rub me the wrong way, and it looks like I’m not the only one. First of all, let’s have a look at the picture, shall we? The model’s foot looks like it is bleeding at the clasp and is rubbed raw at the heel. Secondly, there is nothing utilitarian about this shoe. Sure, fashion doesn’t always have to be functional. But, being able to fucking walk, that’s pretty important if you ask me.
Thirdly, these shoes cost $3600? What kind of asshat would spend that kind of money on something like that? The maker of these moron shoes, Antonio Beradri, needs to be either killed or patted on the back; I’m really hoping that he’s in on the joke, that celebretards will truly buy anything if you put a high enough heel and price tag on it. Victoria Beckham, Uma Thurman and Gwyneth Paltrow have allegedly already bought shoes like this. Uma Thurman? Isn’t she already like 8 feet tall? I thought at least she had some sense. If nothing else deters you, how about the sheer ugliness of them? They look like they were made by Xavier: Renegade Angel.
I can’t wait until Paris Hilton gets herself a size 15 pair and breaks her neck.
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February 28th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
those shoes are soooooo like AWESOME, bet they are SUPER comfortable too.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
I totally agree with you…I can’t even walk on heels how can I walk without heels????