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Heidi Montag Launches her Clothing Line for Hookers

Posted by Jebbica in Sunday, April 13th 2008

Heidi Montag wears this and says it’s fashion she designed? Who is this line really for, the ladies working 23rd street?

I could go on all day about how laughable everything Heidi does is, but I think instead I will leave you with a little test about the quality of her Heidiwood line. Remember this photo of her magazine ad, the one where she looks like she farted and it killed the trees behind her? Well, she’s wearing the same outfit, isn’t she? What did she do, dry it on high heat before the fashion show? It seems to have shrunk a good bit! Or, maybe Heidi just had a growth spurt.