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Stinky and Kinky: WTF was I Thinking?!
By Jebbica | April 17, 2008
Jebbica’s Corner
April 17, 2008
My hair will not hold a curl for anything. I’ve tried rollers, curling irons, six gallons of hair spray, and nothing works.
So, I got it in my head that I should get some kind of perm put in my hair. I haven’t had one since high school, and I did some research and read all this stuff about how different perms were now. How you could get them now that make you look like you just curled your hair with a curling iron and it wouldn’t look like you stuck your finger in a light socket, which is how my childhood perms always looked.
So, I told the stylists what I wanted, and I told them a million times that I didn’t want to look like a poodle, and they PROMISED me I wouldn’t look like a poodle.
I look like a freakin’ poodle.
When I left, my hair was sprayed and teased in true Southern style, and it was so big that Nathan had to sit in the back seat and I had to roll the windows down on the way home because that’s how much room it took up.
And I smell bad, too. Stinky and kinky, that’s my new nickname. I wanted to like it because the girls were so funny and nice and we kept laughing back and forth about how their instructor ate babies for breakfast and she was the devil, but all the way home I couldn’t stop screaming “I HAAAAATTTTTEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!”
Lesson learned. No more perms.
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April 17th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Stop teasing us and put up some pictures. You know I love the nickname.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am
NO pictures until I’m able to wash it with shampoo! I have a shoot on Saturday so you’ll get to see it soon enough!
April 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
OMG I wanna see pictures too!! COME ON!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I’ve been a stylist forever and let me tell ya.. perms have not changed one bit! They suck!!! I will do everything in my power to talk someone out of a perm. Fortunately you can get the perm removed. A good stylist can take it back out. And the only lingering reminder will be a little dryness that a good moisturizer will remedy.
April 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Thanks! From now own I guess I’ll appreciate my straight hair, or go for a wave!