08 3anne More Proof that Morons Will Buy Anything: Red Carpet Gowns for Dogs

Now, I know you were watching this year’s Oscars and checking out all the lovely gowns, and you were probably thinking, gee, Anne Hathaway looks gorgeous in that dress! That would look great on my dog! And then you probably stuck your head in your toilet bowl, because you’re an idiot.

Well, in case you are that brain dead and have money to throw away on nonsense, Little Lily has the solution for you. They have come out with a collection of Oscar gowns and tuxedos for your little pooch, so that man’s best friend can look just like Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, even George Clooney! And it only costs slightly more than the human knockoffs you can buy at JC Penney! After all, isn’t your pet worth the couture? I know if I put my dog in a shirt from Walmart he’d have an absolute meltdown and would probably start smoking crack just to spite me. So, thanks Little Lily…now when my dog receives his Oscar for Best Performance of a Dog Eating his Own Shit, he can do so in style.


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One Response to More Proof that Morons Will Buy Anything: Red Carpet Gowns for Dogs

  1. Taylor Blue says:

    OMG…I can’t stop crying for how funny that is…imagine getting stopped while walking your dog and they ask who’s he wearing? And you can say its an Oscar gown!! OMG!! Some people..need to lay off the crack!

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