Supreme hoochie Megan Fox plays Mother Theresa in a movie-within-a-movie called How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. I was kind of confused by this at first, but I think I have it figured out. I’m guessing her character in the movie is some kind of actress and this is their idea of a movie trailer? Anyway, it looks stupid, but you know how men just LOOOVE their Megan Fox, and if I dare say anything negative about her, I’m bound to get a million hate comments. And since I like hate comments, why hold back?
Here’s “how to lose friends and alienate people”, Megan. Annoy people because you have to talk about how hot and sexually charged you are in every magazine interview and how you love having sex anytime, all the time. Then walk around talking about how you hate getting compared to Angelina Jolie because you’re obviously so much hotter than she is. It’s really sad you don’t have any brains, because eventually the looks will go, and then what will you have? Your acting? (Me: Bursting into uncontrollable laughter.)
Trailer after the jump.
Okay, I’m done. Commence hate comments!
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Megan mentioned loving sex in “one” magazine interview for Maxim. It’s not her that keeps talking about it, it’s everyone else including you. And, being constantly compared to anyone can get annoying.
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