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Shania Twain Has Lost Her Boots
By Gravy Guest | May 20, 2008
Whose bed have your boots been under? Well in this case, the secretary’s. Multiple sources have reported the recent marital split between Shania Twain and her music-producer husband, Mutt Lange is because of infidelity. And yes, it’s a classic case of the ‘My man done shacked up with the secretary’ blues. Despite a denial from the Mutt Lange camp in People magazine, the internets still a buzzin’.
I’ll share a few lyrics from Twain’s song, Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under
(Prophecy? You decide.)
I know I’m not the only
Girl you run to
I know about Lolita
Your little Spanish flameI heard you’ve been sneakin’
Around with Jill
And what about that weekend
With Beverly Hill
And I’ve seen you walkin’
With long legs Louise
And you weren’t just talkin’
Last night with DeniseSo next time you’re lonely
Don’t call on me
Try the operator
Maybe she’ll be free
That last bit sure is sassy. Rawr!
I admit that I have, in a drunken haze, sang this at karaoke. In a moment of cloudy judgment due to too many vodka tonics, I belted this catchy little number. And most likely thought I was amazing. It was flash of weakness, that much is true. I was just having fun. However, if these reports prove accurate, I’m sure Mr. Twain will just claim he was having a little fun too.
Maybe Shania should write another song in response to these reports. My vote is for Get Out of My House You Man Stealing Swiss Tramp. Shania is a country singer, it could totally work.
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