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Nothing Says America Like Free Boob Jobs!

Posted by Jebbica in Thursday, March 6th 2008

I saw this website on The Colbert Report last night. MyFreeImplants.com is a site that allows women to express their “need” for fake breasts, and men the opportunity to buy them for them.

From their website:

MyFreeImplants.com started in early 2005 when a bunch of friends were attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas. During the course of the party a conversation started up about how one of the ladies had the most perfect set of breasts. She told us how she had just recently “gotten them done.” Her beautiful friend chimed in and mentioned that she wanted to get hers done but could not yet afford the $6000 price tag that her friend had just paid. One of us yelled out “I got $5 on it” and then someone else offered $10, and then $20, and then $50. By the time we got around the suite there was a verbal commitment amongst all the guys in the room to pay for 25% of her implants!

With that initial brain storm and proof of concept we set out to actually raise the rest of the money needed for a full procedure. We came up with the name MyFreeImplants.com and put together a quick website and started spreading the word online. It was an instant hit and donations from all over the world starting pouring in. Within 4 months the remainder of the money was raised with a little extra left over to pay for the website costs.

From there we took the concept to the next level and expanded the website from helping out just 1 girl, to an entire community of girls. Think MySpace with a twist. In July of 2005 the community version of MyFreeImplants.com launched. Within the first couple of weeks the traffic to the website quadrupled and people were creating accounts left and right, eventually forcing us to purchase more bandwidth and faster servers just to keep up with the demand!
Four months later the next success story emerged when a girl named Angel from Texas reached her goal and recieve a free breast augmentation — paid for by a group of people world wide all chipping in a few bucks.

At our current rate of expansion we are on pace to average one free breast augmentation giveaway every month! And as more and more people sign up, and more people spread the word, we hope to one day soon be giving away a free boob job every week!

Just curious, whatever happened to the days of a padded bra?

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