I’ve been avoiding writing about Eliot Spitzer’s whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre, partly because she has so many different aliases I have simply been referring to her as “That Spitzer Whore,” and partly because I’ve been afraid I would go on a long tangent about how she looks like a dude. Seriously, why do so many people think she’s hot? She looks like a drag queen gone wrong!
Earlier I read that Joe Francis, fresh outta Douche Jail, offered That Spitzer Whore $1 million for a photo spread and tour for his new Girls Gone Wild magazine.
Francis said in a statement, “Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country. It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”
Great job, America! The new American dream: fuggedabout a woman running for President! Now she can become rich and famous from sucking dick. So proud.
But, forget all of that, because this girl’s cooch has already been everywhere there is to be to get a little publicity. Not only has she slept with a politician and gotten offered a spread in GGW, but she’s already a GGW VETERAN and slept with Charlie Sheen while on the clock.
Dupre was reportedly dispatched two years ago to Sheen’s home along with two other girls, who had to dress as cheerleaders and chant Charlie’s name. For this, Sheen paid $20,000. Charlie also allegedly pretended to be a porn director, and had the girls perform lesbian acts on each other. They loved Charlie,” pimp Jason Itzler told a reporter. “They said he was a great guy. A great lover.”
All she needs now is a sex tape with Rick Salomon and she’ll have surpassed Paris Hilton in skankiness. Stupid two-bit tramp whores. Go to college or something! Women with class are a dying breed.
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You are just jealous. It really isn’t about her, it’s about a government official using money from the government to pay for it to the tune of 80, 000. Get over it, she did nothing wrong, and she is going to capitalize. More power to her.
Our elected officials need to make better choices. And for the record, she doesn’t look like a drag queen gone wrong.
Classy women are over rated…
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