The winner of Animal Planet’s reality show Groomer Has It is….Artist! Why on earth is there a reality show about dog groomers? I don’t know! Furthermore, why did I actually watch it? I have a terrible sleeping schedule, sometimes waking up at 3 a.m., and sometimes not even going to sleep until sometime in the afternoon, and there were always Groomer Has It marathons running in the middle of the night on weekends. If you’ve ever tried to watch TV in the middle of the night, you know how limited your choices are. After watching John Beck tell you how to buy a house “Free and Clear!” for $300 for the hundreth time, a show where people sniff dogs’ butts seems pretty damn entertaining.
So yes, I watched this show, and I was definitely rooting for Artist. There were certainly a lot of stuck up bitches on that show, and I’m not talking about the dogs! Artist seemed willing to take on any challenge and was down-to-earth the whole time. I’m really surprised that douchebag Jonathan didn’t get it, though, because Groomer Has It had one of the douchiest judge panels I’ve ever seen!
So, congrats, Artist, hope you get your own show on the Animal Planet! My dog, Leo, is definitely a fan and is hoping you contact us about some sponsorship grooming! I’ve tried cutting his hair (read: disaster)…it could be your greatest challenge yet! (Photo Below)
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i am so glad that Artist won…. He was the only one who cared more about the animals than winning
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