While it was very sad that runner-up horse Eight Belles was euthanized after yesterday’s Kentucky Derby, what’s still laughable is all these celebrities who decide to go Southern for a day, which means donning the biggest hat you can find and sipping $10,000 mint juleps.

I’m as Southern as it gets and I ain’t never worn no hat that big, and I ain’t never had no mint julep! But, the South IS gonna rise again, whoo! Just like the mullet. And horse-and-buggies.

Anyway, here’s those Hills douches Heidi and Spencer, just when I think they couldn’t look anymore ridiculous! Also: Gabrielle Union, Carson Daly and his mom, Lenox Lewis and wife Violet, Smokey Robinson and wife Jackie, Bo Derek, and Hugh Hefner and the Girls Next Door.

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1. Runner-Up Horse ‘Eight Belles’ Euthanized after Kentucky Derby