File this under: News I don’t care anything about, but apparently a lot of people do. Alanis Morissette has married her boyfriend since 2009, a rapper named Mario Treadway, aka Souleye. The two were married on May 22, 2010, and yet we are just hearing about it. See, you CAN keep a secret in Hollywood! [...]

Left: The fake Bigfoot. Right: The real Bigfoot. Seriously, what is up with Alanis Morissette‘s hair? You oughta know that the Yeti look is out!

Mandy Moore and boyfriend Ryan Adams held hands on their way to dinner as they walked through the West Village in New York on Thursday.  I didn’t even know they were a couple! Ryan Adams is an alt-country singer-songwriter from North Carolina. He’s rumored to have dated Winona Ryder and Alanis Morissette (which he denies). [...]

Canadian singer Alanis Morissette, who used to be engaged to actor Ryan Reynolds, is reportedly not taking the whole Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson engagement too well.  Understandably, since she’s known for being angry, and you just know that when she poses the question, “are you thinking of me when you f*ck her?” Ryan’s answer is probably no. [...]