Roger Federer has always been the greatest tennis player EVER to me. Watching him play is like watching ballet. His fluidity on the court is what makes me think, hey, I can do this; it's not so hard! And so I go, and I wind up feeling like a bull in a china shop. Not Roger, though, who was probably polishing his backhand in the womb.

Like this is really any surprise, but Roger Federer beat Andy Roddick today at the Australian Open, making him a finalist. He defeated Andy Roddick in three straight sets: 6-2, 7-5, 7-5 and could possibly soon tie the record for the 14th Grand Slam title.