May 04 2008
Celebs in Big Hats at the Kentucky Derby
While it was very sad that runner-up horse Eight Belles was euthanized after yesterday’s Kentucky Derby, what’s still laughable is all these celebrities who decide to go Southern for a day, which means donning the biggest hat you can find and sipping $10,000 mint juleps.
I’m as Southern as it gets and I ain’t never worn no hat that big, and I ain’t never had no mint julep! 
But, the South IS gonna rise again, whoo! Just like the mullet. And horse-and-buggies.
Anyway, here’s those Hills douches Heidi and Spencer, just when I think they couldn’t look anymore ridiculous! Also: Gabrielle Union, Carson Daly and his mom, Lenox Lewis and wife Violet, Smokey Robinson and wife Jackie, Bo Derek, and Hugh Hefner and the Girls Next Door.
Photo Source: Page Six
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