Seriously, am I the only person alive who doesn’t watch The Hills? It’s not for lack of trying, either. I am even known to sit through Flavor of Love 3 for a laugh, so I figured that The Hills would be one of those “so bad it’s good” type of shows. But, alas! I cannot sit through more than 3 minutes of it. Every time I try, there’s some blond making some big dramatic ordeal about something that really doesn’t matter one flying flip! “Oh. My. Gawd. Can you believe Spencer used my hairbrush today?!” “Like, what are you going to do about that?” “I don’t know. It’s just…really hard.”

GAG!

Well, first it was John McCain who said he never missed an episode of this horrible crap, but now Barack Obama‘s in on it too? Last night David Letterman had the Top Ten Surprising Facts Obama, and he vowed his first act as President would be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi. O. M. G. Forget about Iraq and Iran and the rest of the world that hates us, it’s all about these valley airheads! What is the world coming to?!

Hopefully, Hillary Clinton has more sense than to become associated with this B.S.!

I know, I know, the list was all in good fun. And if you don’t realize that this post is, too, then you’re in the wrong place!

Obama’s Top 10 list after the jump!

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3. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Eloped
4. Heidi Montag is Even Dumber than she Looks
5. Heidi Montag Launches her Clothing Line for Hookers
6. Heidi Montag Photographed without Makeup
7. Obama is the 44th President
8. Ralph Nader Calls Barack Obama ‘Uncle Tom’
9. Exclusive Photos from Heidi and Spencer’s Mexican Wedding
10. Barack Obama: 44th President of the United States