Lorne Michaels, famed producer of Saturday Night Live, has ventured out into reality television. In either late June or early July, summer production begins on MILF Island. Originally scripted as a joke in NBC’s hit comedy, 30 Rock, the network got such great feedback about the idea that they have greenlighted it for a late summer debut.

The show will be shot on location on the islands of Tapuiti and Briklau and feature 25 super-hot Moms and their kids. The Moms will face fierce competition wearing nothing other than bikinis and clear-heeled stilettos. MILF contests will include beetle eating, jungle bikini waxing, jumping rope, chopping coconuts and other such demonstrations of skill, strength, speed and endurance.

I simply cannot wait to see bodacious babes bouncing around in slo-mo on the beach. This show has beeen a dream of mine for years now and thankfully it will now be a reality. I think teenage boys will develop a new appreciation for their Mothers. They’ll also be able to thank me when a they feel a swelling within their trousers. These are the things young boys dream about.

There is also expected romance on the island. Not only are all these super-hot Moms single but will also have to hunt and forage for food through a forest populated by sexually driven natives.
Hosting duties have yet to be determined however close sources say that Alan Thicke and Ryan Seacrest are strong possibilities.
Each week, a different Mom/child duo will be eliminated from the island and asked to extinguish their MILF stick. In the end, only one MILF will reign supreme and be declared the MILF of all MILFs.
The winner will take home $100,000, a Kia Sportage, and a GE dream kitchen.

(shhh, this show isn’t real nor will it be. This post is a joke.)

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