TILA TEQUILA has found love. There is hope for us all!

The bisexual MTV reality star was out and about with new gal pal COURTENEY SEMEL, a former LINDSAY LOHAN friend.

Is ‘friend’ the new word for bisexual? Anyway, good for you Tila. You don’t need a reality show to help you find love anymore. You just need a reality show to make you a household name for no particular reason and the love part will take care of itself.

“I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her … and it just happened,” Semel told People magazine of TEQUILA.

She just thought to herself ‘there is a woman I’d like to be with. A no talent whore who isn’t sure if she likes dudes or chicks. The possibility of an STD just adds to the excitment!’

The “best friends” told the magazine they enjoy watching movies in bed, sharing clothes and makeup and steering clear of drama.

My heavens that sounds just like my Chemistry.com add!

I wanted to end on a funny note, taking one last shot. It seems Fox News had the same idea.

Tequila was dumped by Kristy Morgan on national television last month.

Well played.

Chris Illuminati knows Tony Romo calls Carrie Underwood. He calls Tony Romo. Crazy world. Read more of Illuminati’s idiocy here.

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