“Hey sugartits, how bout using that debit card your daddy gave you and buying me a beer?”

“Oh mah Gawd! Didn’t you do that Passion of the Jesus movie?!”

“Sure, sure, I was also Mad Max.”

“Um…okay…I had a dawgie named Max!”

“I once called a Jew a dog!”

“Are Jews like Kabbalah? I had a Kabbalah tattoo on mah neck once but then I was hungry and I ate it.”

I’m sure these two have lots to talk about.

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