I really thought Spencer Pratt would come out being the bigger douche in the contest-to-end-all-contests, but it looks like both he and Michael Lohan are proving me wrong!

Michael Lohan: showing off his paternity test and saying that he wants to sell the results to the highest bidder.

Spencer Pratt: APOLOGIZING for his petty comments towards Mary-Kate Olsen.

Round One Winner: Spencer

Round Two Winner: Michael

Who do you think is going to come out of this in the end?

Popularity: unranked [?]

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